4am Wake up call

Got woke up at 4am this morning by someone ringing the bell at reception it was a young man stood there in his shorts swaying from side to side holding his key in his hand and mumbling that his key no longer fits the room that he is staying in,having checked the key and the 12 foot fob that it was attached to i gently led him to the front door, that had been left open by inconsiderate smokers all night (GITS) and pointed him towards the hotel that he was booked into, nowhere near us and some distance down the prom,how the hell he had managed to be so far from where he was staying is unbelievable.


He had truly lost his way and was going to stay in our place, somewhere that he had no right to be, and it got me thinking while i was trying without success to get back to sleep, was his name Gordon? after all he spent a fair time arguing and saying that he had every right to be here as all his Friends were also staying with us and he was prepared to do anything if he could stay he even offered to pay again!! i bet if i had asked him he would have offered to change the electoral system in this country if i had let him stay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Remind you of anyone???????????????

Cardboard Monsters!!!!

Phew!!!!!

Glad that's all over with no major problems apart from 1 rouge TV that jumped off the wall all by itself, and a couple who appeared to be eating toilet rolls for breakfast dinner and lunch, We Know that they did because they ate the little cardboard tube that's inside the toilet roll, normally guests throw them in the bin and when they dont we know that they have eaten them and they eat a lot!!!

What is nice is that every room is already sold for next year all repeats it'a a good job i stayed out of the way for most of the weekend, as Mrs Hotel tells me that its best for me and best for the business if i go to the pub and enjoy myself SUITS ME! trouble is the bloody pub was so busy i had to sit outside and it got bloody cold by Midnight.

Now for some serious stuff this week and the big question COMPO, FOGGY, OR CLEGGY,
i have to say that not one of them has said anything to make me go and vote i wish we had a system where you could vote for who you don't want to be in i would be ok then as i could vote for all of them.

Maybe i could start a new party THE HOTELIERS AND PUBS PARTY sounds good bring your own balloons and silly string!!!!!!.