Welcome to the silly season!!

The silly season has started already, here are a few requests and complaints so far this year

1 can we smoke on the fire escape?

Answer, NO you stupid great twit! that's why its a fire escape, so that if some daft git smokes in the hotel and sets it on fire we can all get out.

2 can you remove all the lamp shades in my room as i don't like the low energy bulbs and find it difficult to read at night.

Answer, yes of course madam and would you like me to install sodding search lights and towers while i am at it!!

3 at 1145pm my wife cant sleep in this room as there appears to be water running through the radiators and its annoying, can you stop it or move us to another room?.

Answer of course sir just wait at reception and i will start building a new room right away or alternatively here are the keys to the shed its Nice and cold in there and there is defiantly no water to annoy you.

4 can you give me the dialing code for POWYS and can i use your phone to make the call as i have been told it costs a lot to use mobiles when you are on holiday.

Answer no problem sir the code is 0800 have a nice day!!!!!

5 can i have a full English breakfast? but no sausage no beanz no mushrooms no tomato and no egg oh and just 1 slice of bacon.

Answer of course madam any toast? oh no thanks!

6 (Americans) can you tell me where the horse drawn canal barges go from? i have looked all over town and can find them anywhere i know that you have them as i have read about them.

Answer i think sir has programmed his sat nav wrongly and should try Llangollen!!!!


Just a few of the crazy things we have been asked so far i will no doubt have a few more by september.