It Makes you wonder!

The Following Comment was left on the blog the other day


Anonymous said...
Ah. I am very slow. I did not realise that this blog was attempting to imitate Basil Fawlty. It all makes muh more sense now. Particularly the more illiterate ramblings

I would agree with the person that left this message i think that you are probably slow, in fact years ago you would have been assessed by a doctor who would have called you ODD and may even have sent you to a local institution for slow and sad people, they would then attempt to engage you in meaningful tasks like sewing post bags in a vain attempt to re introduce you to society.

Sadly though these places are no longer open and so thanks to care in the community we have to deal with lonely people who have no purpose in life other than to trawl the Internet making meaningless comments on blogs and criticising peoples literacy.

The sad thing is that the stupid twit has the audacity to say these things but cant spell the word MUCH.

As i have said before BLOG OFF TO ANOTHER BLOG IF YOU DONT LIKE IT i dont make you read it.

How to start your day with a smile

How to start your day with a positive outlook

Open a new file in your PC.

Name it as "Stupid Guest".

Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.

Empty the RECYCLE BIN.

Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Stupid Guest permanently?"

Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

Feel better? Have A Nice Day.

Hotel Toilet

A man walked into hotel toilet where he found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied.

So he entered the other one, closed the door, dropped his trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to him:
"Hello mate, how are you going?"

He thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude he replied
"Yeah, not too bad thanks."

After a short pause, he heard the voice again
"So, what are you up to mate?"

Unsure of what to say, he reluctantly replied
"Umm, just having a quick poo... How about yourself?"

He then heard the voice for the third time ......
"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back . I've got some moron in the loo next to me answering everything I say."

Another one Bites the Dust

Just heard that another Hotel in town has sadly closed its doors due to finacial faliure thats 2 in just a few weeks when is someone in CCCB going to realise that there are to many beds in town to support the ammount of visistors.

All the hoo haa When Venue Cymru opened the council harping on about how many visitors we would get, when will that happen?? until somebody gets of there backside and starts pulling in some decent coferences the whole place in my opinion is a white elephant.

Southport, in my opinion is not a patch on Llandudno yet seems to be able to have decent conferences and events all year, perhaps we should do a Man City and buy the sales and marketing dept from there, Sack all the ones we have and see what happens......