Taxi For Mr & Mrs Hotel!!

Its coming to the end if the season and boy! am i looking forward to a break,
it seems that all the idiots in the country come away at this time of the year.
(or is it that the fuse is just a bit short at the moment)

List of complaints so far this week, with the reply that i wanted to give but Mrs Hotel kicked me in the shin before i had a chance to open my mouth.

1. Can you turn the radiator off in our room its to hot!

Reply Have you no hands??

2. Can you turn the radiator on in our room its to cold!

Reply see reply to 1

3. can you remove the little blue light on the TV its kept us awake all night.

Reply Turn the sodding thing off at the wall twit!

4. The kettle in our room is dangerous HOT STEAM comes out of it when its boiling

Reply No shit! Sherlock! DRINK COLD TEA

5. That shower in our room is a right Heath Robinson affair we cant turn it on.

Reply pull the Knob on the tap to make the water go to the shower head You Knob!!

6.The room we have does not have the same view as our freinds.

reply F*** *** you Silly T*** go back to the special home

7.Oh by the way we have decided to bring our 3 year old baby with us at the last minute can you put another bed it he room

reply NO problem sir we will just knock the wall down beetween your room and the one next door and kick them out onto the street, GIVE ME 5 MINS TO DO THE PLASTERING.

8. Can you draw all of the curtains in the dining room please as my wife hates the sun on her face.

Reply Of cours sir i will just pop out and get all theother guests miners helmets so that the can see their Breakfasts.

Roll on my holiday so i can go and annoy someone HEE HEE.